Me & You

In "FAT GIRLFRIEND: the musical" this song is sung by Kate and Paul in a cheesy, "show-choir-esque" dream sequence.



Lyrics:

PAUL: YOU’LL BE MY MASHED POTATOES, AND I’LL BE YOUR STEAK.

KATE: I’LL BE YOUR JUST DESSERTS, IF YOU’RE MY COFFEE BREAK.

PAUL: YOU’LL BE MY POST-IT NOTE

KATE: IF YOU’RE MY ELMER’S GLUE.

BOTH: LIKE FLEAS AND TICKS, NOBODY STICKS
TOGETHER LIKE ME AND YOU!

PAUL: I’LL BE YOUR CANDY SHELL, IF YOU’RE MY CREAMY CENTER.

KATE: I’LL BE YOUR PIGGY BANK, IF YOU’LL BE MY BIG SPENDER.

PAUL: YOU’RE MY AMERICA.

KATE: AND YOU’RE MY APPLE PIE.

BOTH: LIKE FINGERS AND TOES, NOBODY GOES
TOGETHER LIKE YOU AND I-YI-YI-YI-YI
SAY GOODBYE TO...

PAUL: (spoken) Party of one?

KATE: That’s me.

PAUL: Of course.

KATE: Aw, gee!

BOTH: BON JOUR TO TABLE AFTER TABLE FOR TWO-HOO.
THAT LONELY ME I USED TO BE
IS LONG GONE, OVER, AND DONE.
SAY “HELLO” TO THE BETTER ME I KNOW I’M GONNA BE WITH YOU!
HELLO!

PAUL: TO HAPPY EVER AFTER,

KATE: GOODBYE, TRAGEDY.

BOTH: I’LL BE YOUR STEADY BEAT, IF YOU’RE MY HARMONY!
WE’RE SO DAMN GOOD TOGETHER,
BABE YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE.

KATE: LIKE DAY OR NIGHT, NOBODY’S RIGHT

PAUL: LIKE RAIN OR SHINE, NOBODY’S FINE

KATE: LIKE SODA AND JERKS, NOBODY WORKS

PAUL: LIKE SHOES AND SOCKS, NOBODY ROCKS

BOTH: LIKE ARMS AND PITS, NOBODY FITS
TOGETHER THE WAY WE
DO-DO-DO-DO

KATE: DO-DOOT-DOOT-DO-DO

PAUL: DO-DOOT-DOOT-DO-DO

BOTH: DO-DOOT-DOOT-DO-DO. (smooch!) DOOT DO.