Eat Up!

A group number possibility! Could easily be sung by all women!



lyrics:

IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT,
THEN I’M CHEAP, EASY AND FAST.
I EAT DESSERT FIRST
AND SAVE THE WORST FOR LAST.
LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO EVER REALLY GET YOUR FILL.
BUT WILL I GO DOWN BITING?
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I WILL!

YOU GOTTA EAT UP,
EAT UP!
AND SWALLOW ALL YOUR PRIDE.
‘CAUSE IT’S NOT
WHAT YOU GOT,
BUT HOW MUCH YOU GOT INSIDE.
SO QUICK,
GO ON AND LICK
THOSE FINGERS AND RAISE THAT OVERFLOWING CUP.
IF YOUR LIFE’S GONNA GET YOU DOWN,
YOU BETTER EAT UP.

KATE: IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
THEN I AM MAC AND CHEESE:
COMFY, WARM, AND COUNTRY-MADE
AND CERTAIN, SIR, TO PLEASE.
LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO SETTLE FOR A MORSEL LESS
THAN WHAT OU NEED FOR HEALTH AND STRENGTH AND
HAP-HAP-HAPPINESS

SO EAT UP!
EAT UP!
AND SWALLOW ALL YOUR PRIDE
‘CAUSE IT’S NOT
WHAT YOU GOT
BUT HOW MUCH YOU GOT INSIDE.
SO QUICK
GO ON AND LICK
THOSE FINGERS AND RAISE THAT OVERFLOWING CUP.
YOU KNOW LIFE’S GONNA GET YOU DOWN,
SO YOU BETTER EAT UP.

GRANDMA: IF I’VE GOTTA BE WHAT I EAT,
THEN I’LL BE WEDDING CAKE.
LIFE WITH YOU IS SWEETER THAN ANYTHING
SARAH LEE COULD MAKE.
LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO SPEND IT WAITING,
GRIEVING, MAD, OR BLUE
SO WHEN LIFE HANDS ME LEMON CHIFFON
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.
(spoken) Help me out, guys.

ALL: THERE’S SO MUCH I’VE GOTTA TRY
BEFORE IT’S ALL TOO LATE.
I’M GONNA...ORDER ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING
AND WATCH...ME...LICK...MY...PLATE!
EAT UP!
EAT UP!
EAT UP!
EAT UP!

GABE: IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
THEN I’M A FOUR-STAR DISH.
AND IF YOU ORDER IT DRESSED TO KILL,
I’M SURE TO GRANT YOUR WISH.
TAKE A CHANCE ON MY CUISINE , AND TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
I’LL KEEP GETTING MORE DELICIOUS
BITE BY BITE BY BITE!

ALL: BUT YOU’VE GOT TO EAT UP!
EAT UP!
AND SWALLOW ALL YOUR PRIDE.
CAUSE IT’S NOT
WHAT YOU GOT.

GABE: BUT HOW MUCH OF ME THAT YOU’VE GOT INSIDE!

ALL: SO REAL QUICK, GO ON AND LICK
THOSE FINGERS AND RAISE THAT OVERFLOWING CUP!

WOMEN: CAUSE LIFE’S A BIG, FAT, SCARY CLOWN.

MEN: LIFE’S A BITCH THAT SLEEPS AROUND.

ALL: LIFE IS SURE TO GET YOU DOWN,
SO EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT!
EAT UP!
EAT UP!
EAT UP!
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Performed by Amanda Miller, Megan O'Connell, Allison Wissman, and Cathy Hirsch at the "Girls Night Out" Cabaret.