Vixen!

Dirty Christmas Karaoke at its finest....kind of.



Lyrics:

VIXEN WAS THE REINDEER FOR THE NAUGHTY BOYS
AND WHEN SHE CAME ON CHRISTMAS EVE
SHE BROUGHT A SILKY SATIN SATCHEL FILLED WITH TOYS
THAT SANTA WASN’T MAN ENOUGH TO LEAVE

VIXEN VISITS FELLAS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
AND SHE’LL BE GETTIN' POINTS AT ALL THE JOINTS THE BIG GUY MISSED.
THE GOOD BOYS HEAR THE RUMORS AND THE BAD ONES KNOW
FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 555-HO-HO-HO-HO
(VA-VA-VA-VIXEN)


VIXEN SHIMMY-IMMIES DOWN THE CHIM-EN-Y STACK
ONE FOOT IN THE FIRE PLACE, THE OTHER IN THE SACK
STAND BACK, SAINT NICK, YOU’VE GOTTA LOT TO LEARN,
SCREW THE YULE LOG, IT’S TIME TO WATCH VIXEN BURN.

VIXEN LIGHTS YOUR HEART AFIRE AND SETS YOUR PULSE A RACING
SHE’LL USE THIS LINE AND EVERY TIME, SHE’LL GET THE ONE SHE’S CHASING:
“WINE ME, BABY, DINE ME, YOU CAN EVEN WILDEST DREAM ME...
IS THAT MISTLE TOE IN YOUR POCKET...OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME????”
(VA-VA-VA-VIXEN)

VIXEN’S HOT TO TROT WITH SILVER SLEIGH BELLS ALL A JINGLIN'
AND WHEN SHE STARTS TO WAIL, BABY, THAT AIN’T NO SANTA SINGIN’
VIXEN’S GOTTA LOTTA NERVE, SHE’S GOTTA LOTTA BRASS
SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT IN THE MORNING,
VIXEN LIKES IT IN THE GRASS!

VIXEN WAS THE REINDEER FOR THE NAUGHTY BOYS
AND WHEN SHE COMES ON CHRISTMAS EVE
SHE BRINGS A SILKY SATIN SATCHEL FILLED WITH TOYS
THAT SANTA WASN’T MAN ENOUGH TO LEAVE....

VIXEN!