I Wanna Be....A Sex Object!

In FAT GIRLFRIEND, this number follows Little Jenny's "Disney Heroine



Lyrics:

ALL THOSE SKINNY DISNEY BITCHES I COULD NEVER EMULATE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH PROZAC I MAY TAKE OR HARD I TRY.
I COULD WANT AND WISH MY HEART OUT,
BUT IN THE END IT’S JUST THE WITCHES IN THE WORLD
WHO GET THE BALLS AND MEANS TO FLY,
AND IF I’M FLYING SOLO,
I’LL MAKE THIS SONG MY OWN,
AND CHOOSE TO EMULATE SOME OTHERS I HAVE KNOWN.
YES, I WILL BE THE GIRL WITH LOTS OF MYSTERIES
AND LIES IN HER...AND GUYS IN HER!
(spoken)
I WANNA BE A SEX OBJECT....NOT A PRINCESS.
(sung)
SO SCREW YOU, MICHAEL EISNER!

And I would, too! Say what you will, that guy’s gotta be loaded.

I WANNA BE....A SEX OBJECT
THE KIND OF PRETTY LITTLE KITTY THAT I’VE NEVER EVER BEEN.
I WANNA BE....A SEX OBJECT,
AND BE A SMOKIN’ HOT ELEVEN ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN.
I WANT MY BRAINS TO BE IGNORED WHILE I AM OGLED, JEERED, AND NECKED.
OH, HOW DIVINE IF I COULD FINALLY BE A SEX OBJECT.

I WANNA BE (SHE’S GONNA BE)...A SEX OBJECT
THE KIND OF LADY WHO IS SHADY AND IS CERTAIN TO PLEASE.
I WANNA BE (SHE’S GONNA BE)...A SEX OBJECT
WHO HAS A KNACK WHEN IN THE SACK FOR PLAYIN' DOCTOR, BIRDS, AND BEES.
AND I WILL NOT FIND IT SURPRISING IF YOUR TEMP--AND THINGS--ARE RISING
AS YOUR EYES AND MY POSTERIOR CONNECT.
ME AND YOU WILL LOOK SO CUTE,
WE’LL WEAR TIGHT PANTS AND SHAKE OUR BOOTIES,
IF SOMEHOW I’D ONLY GET TO BE A SEX OBJECT.

I WANNA KICKLINE (SHE’S GONNA KICKLINE) LIKE A SEX OBJECT.
THE KIND OF BETTY WHO IS READY AND JUST DRIPPIN WITH SIN.
I’M GONNA BE (YOU KNOW SHE’S GONNA BE) A SEX OBJECT.
I’LL MAKE THE BOYS ALL STAND IN LINE TO TAKE MY HEINE FOR A SPIN.
AND IF I SING (LA LA)
OR IF I DANCE (LA LA LA)
OR FLASH MY TITS (LA LA LA LA)
OR DROP MY PANTS (LA LA LA LA LA)
I KNOW THE SIGHT’LL DRIVE EM WILD (DOOMBA, DOOMBA, DOOMBA…)
WITH RESPECT (HELL NO!)
(SHE’LL BE A TEMPTRESS AND A TREAT)
THEY’LL SEE ME AS A PIECE OF MEAT!
OH WHAT A FEAT FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME.
TO FINALLY GIVE THE MILK AWAY FOR FREE
AND TO BE....A SEX OBJECT! (SHE’S GONNA BE A SLUTTY SEX OBJECT!)